i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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