who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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