Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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