Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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