Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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