Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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