I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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