My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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