I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
