R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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