She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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