I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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