Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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