Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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