Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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