I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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