Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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