My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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