therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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