In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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