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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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