Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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