the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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