Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Come on in and take your pants off
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