chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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