This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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