brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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