sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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