hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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