And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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