Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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