I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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