don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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