Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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