party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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