Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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