Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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