did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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