i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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