dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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