His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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