her vagine was all disorganized.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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