As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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