is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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