Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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