i already hear my dad disowning me
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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