everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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