i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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