If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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