Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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