You work out of a Hotel?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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