To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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