Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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