I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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