If that was your dad, he is hot
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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